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Karl,  I just got a new car for the wife.:huh:

A pretty good swap I reckon!:rolleyes:

Talking about which came first, the chicken of the egg, this "joke" is so old that cars weren't even invented when it first came out!:wacko:

 

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From the late great Les Dawson, "my wife is such a bad cook that the flies lean against the dustbin and groan!"

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30 minutes ago, Jack Sawyer said:

From Rodney Dangerfield, "My wife is such a bad cook that if I leave dental floss out the roaches hang themselves."

 

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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another double martini.

After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders another one.

The bartender says: "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martini's all night long - but you got to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

The customer replies: "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I will know it's time to go home!"

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Old Amos a little stooped slowly shuffles up to the Diners counter and asks for a Hot Fudge Sundae. The girl behind the counter looks at him and asks: "Crushed nuts?" He looks at her and says:" No Arthritis".:rolleyes::unsure::D  

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If your dog is barking at the front door and your wife is yelling at the back door, who do you do you let in first?

 

The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in. :D

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Horse walks into a bar.  Bartender asks "Why the long face?"    C'mon, someone had to do this one!  :D

 

Happy New Years to all with a fun year ahead with many new Orbx goodies.

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