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dexthom last won the day on February 6 2016

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  1. FEW THINGS I've LEARNED FROM ISOLATION • I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing… • 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. • The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! • You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers… • This virus has done what no woman had been able to do . . cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!! • Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions! • Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them! • Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!” • Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands??? • I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are! • Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere. • Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions. • I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?” • When this is over . . . what meeting do I attend first . . . Weight Watchers or AA? • Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
  2. This advice was sent to me via EMail and I think we should practice a little inner-peace... Subject: Find calm Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
  3. If you put the aircraft where you would like to start a flight then save the flight, At any later time, you can load that flight and the aircraft will be at the location where you saved the flight. (I know this is an old post but it may help someone else who gets hung up about PAKT not having parking spots.)
  4. Very nice. In the last shot, the U.S. flag is not correct.
  5. When you find time to do the repairs, a bridge across Shem Creek in Mt Pleasant would be nice to keep all those cars from falling in the creek.
  6. Perhaps FTX GLOBAL Vector. Take a look at the road choices in the Vector configuration.
  7. Well, with today's thinking, they put us in the same class with old dogs. Watch your back!
  8. A lot of doctor visits and magic pills.
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